Thursday, May 22, 2008
YAY! BETA won the TITANS! Super happy de! Great job to Dong, Trida-OH, No-link and Tujin! You guys did us proud! All the blue-blacks you all inflicted are all worthwhile! LOL =X
And I FINALLY STEP DOWN from the god darm noob pdp!! I can finally shout it loud with my iron lungs that, I, Lee Xiang Rui, is no longer related to CCC any any any any more! (Look at the no. of 'any' i used, this show how elated I am to be free from CCC) Good luck, comm0809! The teachers are waiting for you~~ Muhahahaha~
Another great thing is there is no PE today! And me, fy, jiayi, randy, junmin, yulan etc were cheering at the sport complex while watching xinjun play softball! It was sooooo high ya! Let's Go Xinjun Let's Go!!
Xinjun saw me with my camera phone and siam-ed me D: Argh!
This time round he had no way to hide! Look Xinjun has S-shaped body wor! Sexy!
OHOHOH! I met this loathsome guy on my bus journey home today! I want to complain! How come i always meet weirdos and freaking bus driving on buses or get conned by scheming taxi uncles! Being innocent is not a crime!
Let continue the story, once upon a time, there was an innocent young boy was taking Bus 31 home on this faithful afternoon. A double decker bus soon came and he boarded it happily! What a nice, peaceful day he thought.
He went up to the 2nd storey of the bus and happily trotting down the bus look for a window seat so he can comfortably have his beauty sleep! So, he spotted this empty seat at the 2nd last row of the bus.
He sat down, smiled, and stared... OMFG! He saw a long, hairy leg with a smelly, yellowish-white slipper extended through the gap between the seat and the window! His leg was like a dense forest of curly-wirly hair, and his slipper is definitely some dirt cheap buy at the pasar malam. And how dare he extended his so-called 'beautiful' leg and horrified the poor innocent boy!
Sigh, how come i have so much strange encounter on mask. I have sat with smelly men with body odour that can suffocate me. I have sat with noisy kids from neighbourhood school that were spamming vulgarities for free. I have met bus conductor who asked me to eat up my tickets. And now i met a strange man that flashed his awful leg at me!
Only if one day i take over SBS, i will make sure that if smelly men were to board the bus, they will be filtered out by the buzzing alarm system and will be sprayed with 1 whole can of Dove deodorant before they can put their filthy foot onto the bus.
As for noisy kids, if their voice level goes about my acceptable range, they will be punished by blasting William Hung's She Bang into their ears for the whole bus journey or employ the traditonal way of stuffing man-tou into their mouth.
Being the CEO of SBS, i will fired all the rude bus conductors and bus driver i met before. Especially the one who asked me to eat up my bus ticket, i will make sure she eat up one whole roll of toilet paper and say 10 times, I AM A PAPER EATING MACHINE, FEED ME.
As for men who flashed their hairy legs at young kids, i will first amputate one of their legs. The next step i will do is to use their long curly leg hairs from the amputated leg and tickled them for 10 mins non stop. If they let out a slight laughter, the intensity will increase until they died from serious internal bleeding. What a great plan I formulated!
How great it will be if I will take control over SBS, don't you think so too?
